Four Seasons: so fun! Great bar, decadent grub, good goodie bag (including a great like 12-piece wine opener set), though the thing weighed 800 lbs. and I forgot to get validated so I headed up, then down, then up again (like Balthazar, just with the added plus of carrying the equivalent of a brick-filled backpack).
Ibiza: opening delayed. Show me the restaurant or bar that has opened on schedule. Just one. Ever.
Me: typing this from my now functional kitchen. Granted, it's dusty and there's porch furniture in here at the moment, but who has a magic drawer in their kickass 42" refrigerator that can chill a 6-pack or bottle of wine in 20 minutes? Yes, my friends, that would be me.